Diddy’s lead attorney, Marc Agnifilo, delivered a blistering closing argument in the Bad Boy mogul’s federal trial, openly mocking the government’s case and dismissing the prosecution as orchestrating a “fake trial.”
Agnifilo ridiculed the idea that Diddy engaged in racketeering, saying plainly, “He did not do the things he’s charged with. He didn’t do racketeering conspiracy and sex trafficking.” He doubled down with a dramatic rhetorical flourish: “Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Did any witness get on that stand and say, ‘Yes, I was part of a racketeering enterprise—I engaged in racketeering’?”
Framing the case as more about reputation than criminal behavior, Agnifilo argued that prosecutors were simply trying to turn Diddy’s private sex life into a federal offense. “You wanna call it swingers, you wanna call it threesomes, whatever it is,” he said. “But now it’s being treated like one of the most serious, complicated, comprehensive criminal acts? That’s absurd.”
The defense attorney didn’t hold back when addressing one of the key witnesses, referred to as "Jane," taking a personal jab by stating, “I hope she’s having a nice day. But do you know where she’s doing it? In the house he’s paying for.”
Agnifilo also mocked the dramatic federal raid on Diddy’s properties, describing it as overkill. “I guess that’s all worth it,” he said sarcastically. “Boxes and boxes of Astroglide. They got it, the streets of America are safe from the Astroglide. Thank God for the special response team. They got the baby oil—way to go, fellas.”
He wrapped his attack with a pop culture reference, likening the government’s tactics to a blockbuster movie. “You know, it’s the 50th anniversary of Jaws. We need a bigger boat—we need a bigger crime scene tape.”
Source: Hollywood Reporter
