Patrick Doggett of Spartanburg, SC, was arrested on charges of public drunkeness after he called 911, because his girlfriend wouldn't have sex. The 53-year-old man allegedly complained to dispatchers that "his girlfriend ... would not give him any a--."

Officers arrived to Doggett's home and found him outside drinking alone, and when asked about the situation he called 911 about, the man told the officers, "f*** that b****." It was revealed that the man had been drinking all day and he expected to hookup with his girlfriend despite her grandchild also being at Doggett's house. 

Doggett was taken in on the public drunkeness charges and he faces a court hearing next week.

Source: NY Daily News