Karrine Steffans Clarifies Suspect Twitter Comments
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Karrine Steffans, author/actress, claims that random twitter rants are a common thing to expect from her. A few days ago, she seemed to go a little far with one particular tweet that seemed to be directly disrespecting her husband. Other tweets seemed to involve him as well but this one really stirred up a lot of negative talk.
She tweeted:
"I'm tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn't just beat it up on Friday."
Given the context in which she used the word "beat", it seems as though she did not mean "beat" in a musical sense, but rather a more intimate one.
But wait...there's more...she went in so hard it's unbelieveable.
"Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I'm tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I'm tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss G650′s. I'm tired of pretending you're not a burden.I'm tired of pretending I don't deserve a f-cking BOSS! I'm tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you're doing me some sort of favor. I don't need you to love me. I love me. I'm tired of pretending like you shouldn't be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I'm tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams. I'm tired of pretending your d-ck isn't the smallest d-ck I've ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I'm tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn't just beat it up on Friday. I'm tired of paying for everything.
I'm tired of you taking all this sh-t for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I'm tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I'm tired of acting like the sex is good.I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I'm over here for a reason. Did I mention I'm tired of paying for everything? Okay.I'm tired of giving you the game.I'm tired of pretending you're anything more than a bum. I should've just hired you as a cook and kept it moving. I'm tired of congratulating you for accomplishing minuscule sh-t. I'm tired of you begging
I'm tired of moaning when I can't feel anything!I'm tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I'm tired of having to lock my phone when you're around.I'm tired of taking showers with you. Can I get a moment! Damn! Yes. He's better than you. Next question. All night. 'Til 6 in the morning. Next question.Yes. And I didn't have to pay for none of it. Next question. Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question.69. Next question. Like a boss. Next question. B***s deep. Next question. I'm tired of having to pretend you're not the 3rd worst decision I've ever made.
Karrine took to twitter to clear up her suspect tweet after seeing how many people reacted to what she wrote.
"Ppl who started following this new accnt b4 this wk know I have RANDOM rants. This is all for entertainment & does not reflect my life... Usually I do this during #twittersfterdark but was inspired earlier in the day by the books I'm publishing & writing... True, I can relate to MANY of my tweets, just as you can, but they are not meant to be autobiographical all the time... My job is to entertain thru, whether in books or on Twitter. I like to keep ppl guessing but pls don't assume u know what I'm talking about. I never once mentioned my husband. I can't deny or confirm that fact, not on twitter. All I can do is continue writing my next book... This book can be fiction or non-fiction. So can these tweets. You can't be sure &, as an author, this is part of my job. To just entertain. It would be best advised that you don't take the internet or everything I say & do so seriously. We're all just having fun here. Enjoy!"
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All that was from her new book: "Confessions from a Superhoe". LOL!
