A boozy sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, Wash., urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an elderly woman won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's office.
21-year-old Dalton C. Pierson was drinking and playing video games at a friend's apartment early Sunday when he left and mistakenly walked into a neighbor's home.
Deputies were called by the woman's son, who said Monday that he awoke to see a stranger peeing "all over the floor". As he got up to investigate, he heard his mother cry out. Evelyn Whitney said she had been asleep when the stranger entered her bed. She screamed and asked him what he was doing.
Pierson answered, "Passing out."
Source: stupidknews.com
