Every day you hear about people coming up with the most creative and yet crazy ways to break the law, but ultimately, this has to be considered as the crème de la crème of all janky moves. A Yemeni man, Abdulkarim Altareb, who was busted on Tuesday at JFK Airport, was attempting to smuggle more than $770,000 in cash out of the country, authorities said.

Before he headed on a Qatar Airlines flight to Doha, he was questioned for several hours – and claimed to only have $6,500 on him. However, once he arrived stateside at JFK, customs officers proceeded with a thorough search of his luggage and discovered the large amounts of money, which were tucked in boxes of soap, Band-Aids, Thera-Flu, Splenda and Alka-Seltzer.

According to the NY Daily News, Altareb said the cash belonged to his brothers and was for construction in Yemen. Currently he is being held without bail. Mr. Ted DiBiase would be proud.

Source: NY Daily News