Kim Kardashian's curves are known to drive men crazy, but one artist from Denmark has taken his admiration for the thick beauty to a new level.
44-year-old performance artist Uwe Max Jensen took on the task of painting Kim Kardashian's now infamous nude Paper Magazine cover, but instead of using paintbrushes he decided to use another tool -- his own tool to be exact.
"I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other," he told the Daily Dot. "I have a very skilled penis, art-wise."
The artist says he was inspired by Andy Warhol's Marilyn Monroe paintings, saying he sees Kim as the "Marilyn Monroe of this decade." Jensen used acrylic paint on the 30-by-40 centimeter canvas and took about 8-10 hours to complete his masterpiece. He even brags on how his generous size helped with the painting.
"If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting...My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy," Jensen said. "But I can also use it in my art, and that's joyful for me on more levels."
Well, alrighty then. Check out the picture and more of Kim above.
Source: DailyDot / Image: SplashNews
