Louis Vuitton Bed Sheets

So you just scooped a hoodrat at the club, you're taking her home in your homie's car that he let you borrow over the weekend, but your crib ain't really all that nice. So how are you gonna close the deal? That's right - Louie bed sheets. She won't know they're fake until the next day when she goes on google. And by that time, it'll be too late.