Pat the Bat went on a bender after formally retiring from the Phillies, the team that made him the first overall Draft pick in June 1998. He reportedly celebrated at several bars around the Philadelphia area that evening and even took a photo with an excited fan named "Jill Marie."

Marie was nice enough to give Burrell some balance by letting him hold on to her breast, which he dutifully obliged.

Check out the photo in the above slide:

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