This is the kind of stuff you can't make up. 

Roburt Sallie, a former Memphis Tiger who famously scored 35pts in 36 minutes during March Madness by going 10 for 15 from the three, was cut from his Spanish League team over penis enlargement pills. We're not kidding. 

During an interview with, Sallie said he didn't take 'ExtenZe' but rahter "Black Ant." The difference, he says, is the later is for sexual potency, not growth. He said he just wanted to see what's up. 

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