Be warned fellas, this story will make you cringe.
A 33-year-old security guard in Rio Claro, Trinidad And Tobago accidentally shot his penis off with a .38 caliber firearm. Police discovered the man slumped behind his steering wheel on Sunday, according to the Trinidad And Tobago Guardian. That's when cops noticed that the man was bleeding from his crotch and discovered a handgun in his right front pocket.
The guard was taken to a local hospital, but it's unclear if doctors were able to reattach his dong unit.
To add insult to injury, the man will likely face charges of illegal possession of a firearm because he reportedly didn't have a valid handgun license.